The Wendy’s Wands cast shown as tarot cards

Begin Your Conversation

Everything is ready.

If you were sitting with me over a cup of tea, I wouldn't begin by saying,

"Please state your question."

I'd probably smile and ask,

"So... what's been going on?"

"What part of your life are we talking about?"

That's exactly how I'd like you to begin here.

You don't need to ask the perfect question.

Just tell me a little about what's been happening and the part of your life it's connected to — whether that's work, family, friendships, relationships, home, money... or something else entirely.

That little bit of context helps me place the reading in the right part of your life, so it feels natural and immediately recognisable to you as you read it.

HOW IT BEGINS

Choose the performance that feels right for you.
Tell me which Wand has caught your eye.
Share what's been going on.
I physically shuffle and draw your cards.
Your chosen Wand takes it from there.
And the conversation begins.

Explore the Wands and discover which one you’d like to flavour your story!

Mildly Amused Wand — dry, observational and understated.
Affectionately Cynical Wand — warm teasing with honest perspective.
Curiously Academic Wand — thoughtful and reflective.
Elegantly Sarcastic Wand — polished, precise and beautifully direct.
Politely Absurd Wand — gentle surrealism with impeccable manners.
Cheerfully Grim Wand — dark humour with grounded reassurance.
Fiercely Honest Wand — clear, direct, compassionate, no fluff.
Magnificently Absurd Wand — big humour, exaggerated perspective, unexpected clarity.

Whichever Wand you choose, the cards are approached from a different point of view — the story stays yours, but each Wand notices and tells it differently.

The stage is set — Take your seat—Let the performance begin!

CHOOSE YOUR EXPERIENCE

You don’t need a perfectly formed question. Just something you’d like to explore. I’ll begin there.

What Happens Next?

🧾 Confirm your booking
Complete a short form with the details for your reading.

❓ Share what's been going on
Tell me what you'd like to explore. You don't need a perfectly formed question — a little context helps me understand where we're looking.

🪄 Choose your Wand
Choose the Wand you'd like to tell your story — or leave it to me and I'll choose the one I think best suits your question.

🃏 Your cards are drawn
I physically shuffle and draw your cards for your question.

🎭 Your reading takes shape
Your question and cards are brought together through the Wendy's Wands reading and performance system I've created — turning your spread into a unique, insightful and entertaining experience.

👀 The final word is mine
I personally review and approve every reading before it leaves the stage.

📧 Delivered within 48 hours
Your completed reading arrives by email as a branded PDF.

Read it once…

Then read it again

Frequently Asked Questions

Are the cards actually drawn by you?
Yes. I physically shuffle and draw the cards for every reading. The cards in your reading are the cards I drew for you, including whether they appeared upright or reversed.

How is my reading created?
I've created the Wendy's Wands reading and performance system to bring together your question, the cards I've drawn and your chosen Wand. Technology helps create the written performance, and I personally review and approve every reading before it's delivered.

What's the difference between Main Performance and Full Theatre?
Main is a focused five-card reading for one clear question or situation. Full Theatre uses a ten-card Celtic Cross, giving more room for complex or layered situations to unfold.

Do I need to know exactly what to ask?
No. Just tell me what's been going on and what you'd like to explore. A little context is enough — you don't need the perfect question.